Can you believe it? Guys, men, and people with a penis, they all like getting their dicks sucked. I shit you not. Really. The first time i heard this i was shocked, SHOCKED!
Say it isn't so. Dicks in mouths… WHAT?
You are a guy… with a dick… and you want it sucked? No Fucking Way?
Seriously guys - EVERYONE ALREADY FUCKING KNOWS THIS!!!
So stop hinting, asking, and making comments about wanting it sucked. Do you really think that this is news? Some big secret? That everyone is an idiot and can't figure this out on their own?
Say it isn't so. Dicks in mouths… WHAT?
You are a guy… with a dick… and you want it sucked? No Fucking Way?
Seriously guys - EVERYONE ALREADY FUCKING KNOWS THIS!!!
So stop hinting, asking, and making comments about wanting it sucked. Do you really think that this is news? Some big secret? That everyone is an idiot and can't figure this out on their own?
Trust me. Your girlfriend, wife, boyfriend, partner, all know that your want your dick sucked. If we want to suck it, we will.
No need for a reminder or hint. If your dick isn't being sucked, it's not because your partner doesn't know you like it. It's because they don't feel like sucking it.
I know that has to be hard to swallow. It does suck. These jokes really blow. Moving on….
Just so you know, we would never have to stop and think:
"Hmmmmmmm… I wonder if he would like his dick sucked?"
" i want to suck it, but waht if he's not in the mood?"
"He only mentioned it 20 times today, so he must not be that serious about me sucking it."
THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police. ~ George Carlin
Our thoughts are more like… " i hope my anus and genitals roasting in 95-degree weather all day doesn't turn you off from giving me oral sex tonight." ~ Did he shower???
"What about me? Hello… I have needs too."
If your partner does decide to suck your dick due to your relentless, less than subtle hints, they might be thinking:
"Are you almost done, I'm fucking drooling all over the place?"
"If I stop to catch my breath, you'll get disttracted and it will be like startingfrom the beginning."
"This is mostly for you, so just cum already."
" I can't believe it's only been 5 minutes, feels like an hour."
"I'm not going to swallow, so you better warn me."
"Maybe if I moan more, that will speed things along."
"Can't you hear me gaggling? WTF!"
"Where is the towel?"
"I'll just rub your balls and that should do it."
"Sooo… are you going to pull this out and jerk off on me, or should i grab it?"
"I'm not touching your ass!"
No need for a reminder or hint. If your dick isn't being sucked, it's not because your partner doesn't know you like it. It's because they don't feel like sucking it.
I know that has to be hard to swallow. It does suck. These jokes really blow. Moving on….
Just so you know, we would never have to stop and think:
"Hmmmmmmm… I wonder if he would like his dick sucked?"
" i want to suck it, but waht if he's not in the mood?"
"He only mentioned it 20 times today, so he must not be that serious about me sucking it."
THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police. ~ George Carlin
Our thoughts are more like… " i hope my anus and genitals roasting in 95-degree weather all day doesn't turn you off from giving me oral sex tonight." ~ Did he shower???
"What about me? Hello… I have needs too."
If your partner does decide to suck your dick due to your relentless, less than subtle hints, they might be thinking:
"Are you almost done, I'm fucking drooling all over the place?"
"If I stop to catch my breath, you'll get disttracted and it will be like startingfrom the beginning."
"This is mostly for you, so just cum already."
" I can't believe it's only been 5 minutes, feels like an hour."
"I'm not going to swallow, so you better warn me."
"Maybe if I moan more, that will speed things along."
"Can't you hear me gaggling? WTF!"
"Where is the towel?"
"I'll just rub your balls and that should do it."
"Sooo… are you going to pull this out and jerk off on me, or should i grab it?"
"I'm not touching your ass!"
I could go on an on.
Please consider all of this before you repeatedly inform your obviously ignorant partner that you enjoy having your dick sucked.
When you aren't asked repeated ly to go down on your partner you know what happens??You partner knows, that we know, that we can suck his dick whenever we want to… Surprise, surprise!
When you suck dick, it's because you want to, because we are into it, and because we want to make him come undone. That is a turn on!
But ask and you shall not receive. When it's done out of obligation it will not be as good for you…. or better yet, the person giving you head.
When your partner willingly gets down on their knees, the thoughts are more like these:
"Yum!"
"I love it when he looks at me like that."
"I'm awesome." (that's what i think anyway. LOL)
To quote Forrest Gump - "That's all i have to say about that."
Please consider all of this before you repeatedly inform your obviously ignorant partner that you enjoy having your dick sucked.
When you aren't asked repeated ly to go down on your partner you know what happens??You partner knows, that we know, that we can suck his dick whenever we want to… Surprise, surprise!
When you suck dick, it's because you want to, because we are into it, and because we want to make him come undone. That is a turn on!
But ask and you shall not receive. When it's done out of obligation it will not be as good for you…. or better yet, the person giving you head.
When your partner willingly gets down on their knees, the thoughts are more like these:
"Yum!"
"I love it when he looks at me like that."
"I'm awesome." (that's what i think anyway. LOL)
To quote Forrest Gump - "That's all i have to say about that."