Here is a little piece of my mind…
Only send photos of your junk if…
if?… Yes, only if….
Because guidelines need to be put in place for some of your people out there. Because asking yourself ahead of time, "Does this person want to see my junk?" takes a lot of effort… apparently way more effort than pulling out the phone, getting yourself all ready, selecting your unknowing victom of choice and hitting send.
And when i say "junk"…. I'm talking to some of you women too, no one wants to see this without being warned.
Only send photos of your junk if…
if?… Yes, only if….
Because guidelines need to be put in place for some of your people out there. Because asking yourself ahead of time, "Does this person want to see my junk?" takes a lot of effort… apparently way more effort than pulling out the phone, getting yourself all ready, selecting your unknowing victom of choice and hitting send.
And when i say "junk"…. I'm talking to some of you women too, no one wants to see this without being warned.
Ok… I am mostly talking to the men, but that photo above was just to good to not share. That's what you find when you Google "angry vagina" by the way. ( you're welcome)
Here are some things that men need to know.
Unless a women is fantasizing about fucking you, she probably doesn't want to a photo of your dick at random.
Now brace yourself for this…
Dicks are kind of ugly. Don't get me wrong, there are some good looking dicks out there, not ALL dicks are ugly. But nothing is uglier than an unsolicited closeup of your wrinkly, small, crooked dick and hairy balls. ( i have had some bad experiences)
Here are some things that men need to know.
Unless a women is fantasizing about fucking you, she probably doesn't want to a photo of your dick at random.
Now brace yourself for this…
Dicks are kind of ugly. Don't get me wrong, there are some good looking dicks out there, not ALL dicks are ugly. But nothing is uglier than an unsolicited closeup of your wrinkly, small, crooked dick and hairy balls. ( i have had some bad experiences)
You think by sending these surprise ugly dick pictures looking like Borat that you will have bitches knocking down your door….
Don't be that guy. You know the guy i mean, the one that goes, "Yeah… that girl is hot, i bet she would love a picture of my dick!"
No! No we won't! Stop yourself right there! And don't do it!
If you know me at all then you know that I'm not a prude by any means. I don't mind seeing tasteful "nude" photos, that goes for photos of men or women. I even love watching porn. But sending me a text message of your holding your "junk" that i didn't want or ask for is a no-no.
So here are the rules, my rules anyway. Only send pictures of your junk if… ( and please dont be that annoying person that sends me a picture out of spite after reading this… -_-)
if….
1. I ask for them.
2. You ask me if i want to see your "present" and i say yes. ( If i reply with a laugh… don't be mad. You did it to yourself and should have stayed in the friend zone like a good boy!)
3. You have awesome abs or that sexy V going on. (Hey! I'm not perfect, there are loopholes to every rule… Isn't there?)
4. I am having an actual dick measuring contest.
5. I need a good laugh… as i mentioned before.
6. You don't mind me showing my friends
7.…. or the police.
8. You have awesome abs or that sexy V going on.
Don't be that guy. You know the guy i mean, the one that goes, "Yeah… that girl is hot, i bet she would love a picture of my dick!"
No! No we won't! Stop yourself right there! And don't do it!
If you know me at all then you know that I'm not a prude by any means. I don't mind seeing tasteful "nude" photos, that goes for photos of men or women. I even love watching porn. But sending me a text message of your holding your "junk" that i didn't want or ask for is a no-no.
So here are the rules, my rules anyway. Only send pictures of your junk if… ( and please dont be that annoying person that sends me a picture out of spite after reading this… -_-)
if….
1. I ask for them.
2. You ask me if i want to see your "present" and i say yes. ( If i reply with a laugh… don't be mad. You did it to yourself and should have stayed in the friend zone like a good boy!)
3. You have awesome abs or that sexy V going on. (Hey! I'm not perfect, there are loopholes to every rule… Isn't there?)
4. I am having an actual dick measuring contest.
5. I need a good laugh… as i mentioned before.
6. You don't mind me showing my friends
7.…. or the police.
8. You have awesome abs or that sexy V going on.
Yes, I said those two already, but I just want to reiterate that if you have abs and that V thing… then go ahead and send away those junk pics.
Sooooo…. In my head, I am saying no i shouldn't post this blog about sending junk pictures…. But then again
Most of the time it is on our minds but no one says it. Me on the other hand, I am not scared to speak my mind and the weird twisted things that come to mind.
We are all "Sick Minded"! But really whose standards are we going by anyway? It is a joke, a major media frenzy to find anyone wrong any more. Is that because of our spiritual nature or our own understandings and standards? Or is it funny because we can all relate in some fucked up way or another? Do we know the difference? By what standards do we gauge performance? Do we care?
With those questions asked, do you understand why we are sick minded? Probably not. Most of you are probably confused.
#SickMinded #Catfish
Sooooo…. In my head, I am saying no i shouldn't post this blog about sending junk pictures…. But then again
Most of the time it is on our minds but no one says it. Me on the other hand, I am not scared to speak my mind and the weird twisted things that come to mind.
We are all "Sick Minded"! But really whose standards are we going by anyway? It is a joke, a major media frenzy to find anyone wrong any more. Is that because of our spiritual nature or our own understandings and standards? Or is it funny because we can all relate in some fucked up way or another? Do we know the difference? By what standards do we gauge performance? Do we care?
With those questions asked, do you understand why we are sick minded? Probably not. Most of you are probably confused.
#SickMinded #Catfish